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going through my lj dream log from 2011: “I have to get my mole removed next week and my roommate/friend Rachel decided to name it Enrique, anyways, I had a dream last night that after I got it removed I kept it in a box like a pet mouse, but he escaped, and hid under my bed and we used a bowl of soup to lure him out. Rachel was all like, “GET SOME SOUP! MOLES LOVE SOUP!’”
my new approach to life is to constantly treat myself guilt free which is why im spending my day eating cupcakes and drinking mimosas and spending too much time in bed.
drinking champagne in bed while cuddling a stuffed baby seal
looking at clothes i wanna buy online to motivate myself to want to go to work today
the onion is actually a more reliable news source than fox news